That is the title of the online ad that brought me the love of my life! I know this ad is unorthodox. But there’s a method behind the madness. First and foremost, I needed to compose something that would stand out in a sea of thousands. So why not title it “PRISON SEX”?
The result: An effective ad that attracted dozens of women my way. I was amazed at how many women were willing to marry me right from the git-go. Even though the ad may have given the illusion of a desperate man, I was far from it. A desperate man doesn’t turn down woman after woman.
I had a plan. I knew what I was looking for. And I refused to just settle. I was prepared to continue to go without before I would settle for any random lady that made herself available. As your about to discover, my patience paid off! I met an amazing woman that exceeded all my expectations. Her name is Suzie, and she is now my lovely wife. (Read: How I Found Love From Within Prison)
Here is how our journey got started…and believe me, the best is yet to come!
Here is the actual ad I posted…
Yep, that’s what I’m looking for. But its not what you think silly little freak. Let me explain…I’ve been in for 18 years and I have 19 years left. At first, conjugal visits were for men who were married prior to prison. But recently a law passed that allows men to get married while in prison. So that’s what I want, a sexy beautiful lady who is willing to legally marry me and have conjugal visits with me. No drama, no stress, just love – an amazing out of this world love! Keep your life, keep your name, and continue to do whatever it is that you do.
The only difference is now you have this amazing surreal sexual sabbatical to look forward to. What I have to offer is not just for anyone. I’ve already had several offers. I refuse to settle if she isn’t up to par. I’m not some desperate bum sitting in prison. I have drive and passion. I’m about to publish the following books and sell them worldwide: Stone City…Life In The Penitentiary; Chirpy…The Amazing Little Jailbird; 101 Ways To Get Your Ass Kicked In Prison; Poems From Prison; Prison Ink; Prison Diaries; The Prison Yearbook Project; How I Made Millions From Prison.
I’m clean, fit, no STDs, don’t smoke or use drugs. I’m very remorseful for my crimes and I strive for redemption. I’m open, honest, and full of love and compassion. I want to bless you as much as you’d bless me in this special type of relationship. If I’m not for you, pass me on to a friend. I’ll compensate you if you find me my lover. E-mail me via Jpay.com. I’m on Facebook or just write me. Please include a picture, thanks. -Steven